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More often car enthusiasts compare BMW with Audi or even Mercedes cars, but let me tell you, BMW is way better in terms of rawness and maturity. Just like other car manufacturers, BMW offers a performance package called BMW //M. This package gifts additional power with a wide range of cosmetic enhancements.
The German manufacturer offers a plethora of luxury sedans like – 3, 5 and 8 series. Wait, how can I miss SUVs? BMW is incomplete without discussing SUVs, the brand offers – X1, X3, X5, and super stylish X6.
Well, the list just started. The brand offers its performance aka fastest models that come fitted with //M tuned engines. Not just that, BMW is selling a fleet of electric and hybrid cars.
I don’t have deep pockets, but I’m in love their //M versions like BMW M2, M3 and etc. These models are designed to perform and only suits for BMW lovers aka enthusiasts. In fact, I’ve noted some of the interesting BMW quotes and captions.
List of BMW Quotes, Captions & Sayings For All BMW Fans
Nobody is absolutely perfect but if you drive a BMW //M series, you are pretty close.Shailesh Thakran
If you had asked people what they wanted in wheels. They would have said a faster car and answer is BMW //M Performance.Shailesh Thakran
One love my love – BMWShailesh Thakran
Love? Hate it. I love prefer BMW //M cars.Shailesh Thakran
Thrilling experience to witness my car park itself in my garage.Sachin Tendulkar
You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat – and people would still buy it.Shailesh Thakran
I do not have anything against commercials, and I really like BMWs.Shailesh Thakran
If the road is an open book, then BMW is the story for the ages.Shailesh Thakran
BMW i8 is the best handling car that I have ever driven.Sachin Tendulkar
If you see someone driving a BMW, stay away! Research shows that BMW drivers are the rudest on the road.BMW fan
I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?BMW fan
We at BMW, build mobile works of art.Chris Bangle
I love this car. It’s more successful than the artwork.Andy Warhol
Everyone thinks I’m glamorous, rich and famous but all I’ve got is some recording equipment and a battered old BMW.Dido Armstrong
When I think of Italy now, I think of accessories, possessions, bad TV, fake boobs, BMWs.Valeria Golino
I was always passionate about BMW.Sachin Tendulkar
Bimmer, “beamer” and “beemer” are all common nicknames for BMW vehicles.Shailesh Thakran
If you want to buy a BMW then neve ever asks a Hyundai driver or owner.Shailesh Thakran
You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat – and people/fans would still buy it.Richard Hammond
My first luxury car was a second-hand BMW 3 series.Sachin Tendulkar
My first car was a BMW. A white BMW.Jamie Lynn Sigler
I get BMW dreams.Sachin Tendulkar
I was damn ugly until she saw my BMW M4.Shailesh Thakran
BMW cars are reputation built for the road.Shailesh Thakran
Go the extra mile with BMW and enjoy the driving pleasure.Shailesh Thakran
When it comes to cars, only two types of people – BMW fans & fools.Shailesh Thakran
At the level we are racing at, you have to be sensible and work together.Jake Dennis
One love and //My LoveShailesh Thakran
It is true guys that nothing is more expensive than a cheap BMW.Shailesh Thakran
My BMW is my BMW none of your BMW.Shailesh Thakran
I treat my BMW M4 like a kid.
I have 5 members in my family – Father, Mother, Me & my BMW //M5Shailesh Thakran
Trust me! My BMW is a living thing, only I can talk to her.Shailesh Thakran
Don’t dare to touch my BMW because it has more importance than you in my life.BMW fan
I have spent more on the accessories than the actual price of my BMW //M5.BMW fan
Give a man a BMW sports car; he will be happy of the entire life.Shailesh Thakran
Good cars get you nowhere whereas BMW gets you in drifting and trouble.BMW fan
She is not just an aluminium box with 4 wheels and an engine. She is my everything.Shailesh Thakran
BMWs are the ultimate symbol of freedom, independence and individualism. These sports cars offer power to tackle anything and go anywhere.BMW fan
For me, the time in my BMW is extremely important and I want to fully enjoy it.BMW fan
91% of percent of human beings are satisfied with their lives and rest 9% are not. It just they want more horsepower.BMW fan
Our expectations are quite simple. We’d like to win!James Spithil
I still crushing on this BMW M4 Competition edition.BMW M4 owner
I have a BMW, but only because of BMW stands for BOB MARLEY AND THE WAILERS.BOB Marley
Some take good care of a car while other treat it like one of the family member and that’s my BMW M2.BMW M2 owner
We have all the ingredients for achieving a great deal in this championship.Maximilian Günther
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