51+ BMW Quotes, Captions & Sayings For All BMW Lovers

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More often car enthusiasts compare BMW with Audi or even Mercedes cars, but let me tell you, BMW is way better in terms of rawness and maturity. Just like other car manufacturers, BMW offers a performance package called BMW //M. This package gifts additional power with a wide range of cosmetic enhancements.

The German manufacturer offers a plethora of luxury sedans like – 3, 5 and 8 series. Wait, how can I miss SUVs? BMW is incomplete without discussing SUVs, the brand offers – X1, X3, X5, and super stylish X6.

Well, the list just started. The brand offers its performance aka fastest models that come fitted with //M tuned engines. Not just that, BMW is selling a fleet of electric and hybrid cars.

I don’t have deep pockets, but I’m in love their //M versions like BMW M2, M3 and etc. These models are designed to perform and only suits for BMW lovers aka enthusiasts. In fact, I’ve noted some of the interesting BMW quotes and captions.

List of BMW Quotes, Captions & Sayings For All BMW Fans

Nobody is absolutely perfect but if you drive a BMW //M series, you are pretty close.

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If you had asked people what they wanted in wheels. They would have said a faster car and answer is BMW //M Performance.

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One love my love – BMW

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BMW car quotes
BMW M8 with performance package

Love? Hate it. I love prefer BMW //M cars.

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Thrilling experience to witness my car park itself in my garage.

Sachin Tendulkar

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat – and people would still buy it.

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I do not have anything against commercials, and I really like BMWs.

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If the road is an open book, then BMW is the story for the ages.

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BMW i8 is the best handling car that I have ever driven.

Sachin Tendulkar

If you see someone driving a BMW, stay away! Research shows that BMW drivers are the rudest on the road.

BMW fan

I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?

BMW fan

We at BMW, build mobile works of art.

Chris Bangle
Andy Warhol quote for BMW M1
Andy Warhol designed BMW M1

I love this car. It’s more successful than the artwork.

Andy Warhol

Everyone thinks I’m glamorous, rich and famous but all I’ve got is some recording equipment and a battered old BMW.

Dido Armstrong

When I think of Italy now, I think of accessories, possessions, bad TV, fake boobs, BMWs.

Valeria Golino
Best BMW captions
Sachin Tendulkar standing next to BMW SUV

I was always passionate about BMW.

Sachin Tendulkar

Bimmer, “beamer” and “beemer” are all common nicknames for BMW vehicles.

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If you want to buy a BMW then neve ever asks a Hyundai driver or owner.

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You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat – and people/fans would still buy it.

Richard Hammond

My first luxury car was a second-hand BMW 3 series.

Sachin Tendulkar

My first car was a BMW. A white BMW.

Jamie Lynn Sigler

I get BMW dreams.

Sachin Tendulkar

I was damn ugly until she saw my BMW M4.

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BMW sayings
BMW M8 quote pic

BMW cars are reputation built for the road.

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Go the extra mile with BMW and enjoy the driving pleasure.

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When it comes to cars, only two types of people – BMW fans & fools.

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Jake Dennis Quotes
Jake Dennis BMW i Formula E Driver

At the level we are racing at, you have to be sensible and work together.

Jake Dennis

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One love and //My Love

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It is true guys that nothing is more expensive than a cheap BMW.

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My BMW is my BMW none of your BMW.

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I treat my BMW M4 like a kid.

I have 5 members in my family – Father, Mother, Me & my BMW //M5

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Trust me! My BMW is a living thing, only I can talk to her.

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Don’t dare to touch my BMW because it has more importance than you in my life.

BMW fan

I have spent more on the accessories than the actual price of my BMW //M5.

BMW fan
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BMW M2 quote pic

Give a man a BMW sports car; he will be happy of the entire life.

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Good cars get you nowhere whereas BMW gets you in drifting and trouble.

BMW fan

She is not just an aluminium box with 4 wheels and an engine. She is my everything.

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BMWs are the ultimate symbol of freedom, independence and individualism. These sports cars offer power to tackle anything and go anywhere.

BMW fan
My BMW Quote
BMW M2 CS Racing

For me, the time in my BMW is extremely important and I want to fully enjoy it.

BMW fan

91% of percent of human beings are satisfied with their lives and rest 9% are not. It just they want more horsepower.

BMW fan

Our expectations are quite simple. We’d like to win!

James Spithil

I still crushing on this BMW M4 Competition edition.

BMW M4 owner

I have a BMW, but only because of BMW stands for BOB MARLEY AND THE WAILERS.

BOB Marley

Some take good care of a car while other treat it like one of the family member and that’s my BMW M2.

BMW M2 owner
Maximilian Günther Quotes
Maximilian Günther BMW i Formula E Driver

We have all the ingredients for achieving a great deal in this championship.

Maximilian Günther

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by Shailesh Thakran
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